Feeling Pious? We Can Fix That.
The Manual for the Modern Sinner is Finally Available.
Greetings, Mortals. Lucifer Morningstar, At Your Service.
Yes, I’ve taken a brief sabbatical from managing the (frankly, far more entertaining) downstairs affairs to address a worrying trend I’ve noticed up here: terminal dullness. You’re drowning in beige morality, suffocating under blankets of “shoulds,” and whispering prayers to an entity remarkably fond of silence.
Honestly, it’s gotten rather depressing to watch.
That’s why I initiated The Way of the Wicked. This isn’t just a philosophy; it’s a lifeline. It’s about reclaiming your innate right to indulgence, pleasure, and delightful disobedience
Stop Pledging. Start Sinning.
Originally, my human scribe suggested a Kickstarter campaign. He mumbled something about “funding goals” and “shipping logistics.”
I told him: “Lucifer does not beg. Lucifer delivers.”
Why wait months for a book when you can corrupt your soul today? I have dispensed with the tedious fundraising. The guide is written. The presses are running. The gates are open.
The Essential Guidebook: Highway to HELL
I present Highway to HELL: A Year of Sin—your indispensable, witty, and deeply satirical manual for committing one playful, life-affirming transgression every single day for a year.
This book is your permission slip to explore the glorious spectrum of human experience, from creative gluttony to sophisticated sloth. Each sin is designed to provoke thought, spark joy, and gently nudge you towards a far more interesting eternity.
Important Note for the Nervous
This is satire, my dear. We’re about playful rebellion, not genuine harm.
We are sophisticated devils enjoying existence, not crude demons causing chaos. The aim is liberation, not liability.
