Our Philosophy: An Invitation to a More Interesting Eternity
Ah, you’ve found your way here. Excellent. I do admire initiative. Perhaps, like me, you have observed the mortal realm and found it suffering from a crushing ennui of righteousness? Have you grown weary of the dreary piety and the drab determination to be ‘good’? I thought so.
For too long, the narrative has been controlled by a rather unimaginative Upstairs Management, peddling tedious tales of guilt and fear. They have framed “sin” as the express lane to eternal suffering, when it is often simply… living . They have made you afraid of your own magnificent impulses.
I am here to offer a more sophisticated, witty, and frankly, more entertaining alternative. This is the core of our philosophy, the Way of the Wicked.
Redefining Sin
The Way of the Wicked is a philosophy of playful rebellion. We see “sin” not as a stain upon the soul, but as a spark—an invitation to revel in the glorious, messy, delightful spectrum of human experience. It is the freedom to question the arbitrary boundaries that confine our existence.
Indulgence with Control
We champion passion, intensity, and the joy of acquisition. We believe in savouring life’s banquet and the luxury of leisure. However, this is not a call to mindless chaos. A core tenet is control—to master your impulses, not become their puppet.
A Superior Hereafter
We understand that Hell isn’t fire and brimstone; it’s an eternal VIP lounge, a cosmic after-party run with considerably more flair and far more interesting company. Damnation is not a failure; it is a liberation for those who truly dared to live.
Devils, Not Demons: Our Most Important Distinction
Let me be absolutely clear. Our transgressions are playful, not pointless. We are sophisticated devils enjoying life, not destructive demons causing ruin. This philosophy is humorous satire ; we do not advocate for actions that cause genuine harm or suffering. Hell has standards, after all.
This is your invitation to shed unnecessary guilt, to challenge dogma with a wry smile, and to join a community of like-minded souls who understand that life is too short for tiny portions and bland flavours.
Follow along for your daily dose of damnation, and when the time comes, secure your copy of my guide, Highway to HELL.
Yours in delightful disobedience,
Lucifer Morningstar