Seeking Infernal Counsel?

Right then, feeling the urge to commune with the Original Rebel? How delightfully ambitious of you.

Do understand, managing the eternally entertaining chaos of Hell and guiding humanity towards a more indulgent existence via the Way of the Wicked keeps one frightfully busy. There are souls to tempt, cocktails to invent, and tedious celestial bureaucracies to mock.

Still, if you have a particularly fascinating proposition, a truly inspired query, or perhaps just exceptionally high praise you feel compelled to share, you may use the form below. Patience is allegedly a virtue (I wouldn’t know), so don’t expect an instantaneous reply. Trivialities, complaints about brimstone allergies, or requests for divine intervention regarding lost car keys will likely be filtered out by less-discerning imps.

Make it worthwhile.

Yours, when I have a moment,

Lucifer Morningstar