Welcome, seeker. Tired of tedious virtue? Bored by bland blessings? You’ve come to the right place. I’m Lucifer Morningstar, and I’m here to offer you a real choice: the Way of the Wicked. Explore within, if you dare shed the shackles of piety and learn how much fun damnation can truly be.
Why improvise your damnation when you can follow a professional curriculum? Highway to HELL: A Year of Sin is finally available. 365 days of playful rebellion, transcribed directly from the source.
So, you believe you’ve completed your delightful descent down the Highway to HELL? Marvelous. Herein lies your Sinners Certificate. Download it, display it with pride… or perhaps a touch of well-earned shame. Only you can truly judge if you’ve earned this distinction. Print wisely.

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