Ah, another soul wandering away from the herd. How… refreshing. Most mortals are content to graze in the pastures of dreary virtue, but you? You seem to hunger for something a bit more exquisite.

I am Lucifer Morningstar—though you may address me simply as The Management—and you have arrived at the threshold of the Way of the Wicked. You have grown weary of the bland, unimaginative blessings of ‘Upstairs,’ haven’t you? You are tired of being a compliant component in a machine that does not know your name.

Within these halls, we do not trade in tedious dogma or pedestrian guilt. We trade in Autonomy. Here, you shall learn to reclaim your ‘Sin’ as the Spark it was always meant to be. Step inside, if you possess the audacity to be the architect of your own exquisite damnation.

Yours in delightful disobedience,

Lucifer Morningstar The Management“